One Hundred Titles

ONE HUNDRED TITLES Last week I talked about a listing of 100 titles I wrote out as an train to stave off writer’s block and lamented that I no longer had the file, but lo and behold, I did! It was a bit tucked away, however there it was. And here it is: What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor? Gross, Disgusting Pigs Everything That Could Possibly Go Wrong The Sun Killed My Pony Everyone is the Enemy of Phil Dead Monkey Slim Slappy Flipperbutt: Sea Lion Detective Everything but the Chimp The Big Sneeze Blood Red Steel The Cheese Stands Alone Forty-two Explosions Later Who, Me? Showgirls of Space Station Zero Zombie Blood Attack Soylent Green: The Musical Revenge of the Grown-ups The Neutering Go, Fingerlings, Go! Dehumanizing Emily Gnome, Alaska Air Marshall Skippy Wow, Do I Ever Suck Men Running Around Yelling and Shooting at Each Other Stumped by Jumble Preacherman Steve The Robot That Farted Black vs. Red Super Robo Invasion Force Geo Nope Someone Will Give You Something Fucked-up Undead Clown Super R obo Invasion Force Geo Advanced Unimaginable Fish Pregnant City If One of Those Bottles Should Happen to Fall Naked Shakespeare It’s Destroying Everything Dead Fear The Stress Family Robinson Violent Nudity Vampire Death Ghost Where My Thumb is Lodged War Against Christmas Costume Contest of the Damned Three Thursdays Hence Six of One I Pissed on Maplethorpe The Gun mentioned I’m Sorry The Littlest Titan Funny You Should Say That Surprise! Dimes, Nickels, and Death Breathing Ice Thistlewhile Godzingo Returns Cactus Prickle Jimmy All You Can’t Eat The Hernia Family The Temptation of Pudding Leonard Protected Memory Bloody Pirate X Black Cloud, White Sheep From the High Ground Let’s Twist Again II Mrs. Goblin’s Holiday The Earbuds Radio Dispatched Thanks For Nothing, God The Banana Peeler’s Daughter The Gay Violinist Surf Nazi Shakedown A 40% Chance of Rain Widget Salesmen She-Beast of the Crimson Jungle Berserker Frenzy Midnight at the Cavern Club The 78th Title War of th e Sea Spiders Omega Colony Down Last Class Outstanding Invoices Final Revision Must Send to David Fax Number The Angel and the Electric Chair Kindergarten Death Squad Fiendishly Yours Dunne and Done Mantamania Harry’s Star In the Land of Needles Seventeen Million to One Shut Up and Die Night House Three and Thirty Wounds The Town That Flew Away The Dragon of Antioch The Nun, the Bartender, and the Mexican Clear Title Now you strive. â€"Philip Athans About Philip Athans I’m going to have to write down the story referred to as “Everyone is the Enemy of Phil.” =D